For a number of years same-sex
marriage has apparently been a topic of controversy in the United States as the
idea of equality is a laughable reality.
This past November same-sex marriage was on the ballot in four states
and passed in three; Maine, Maryland, and Washington, with the number of states passing same-sex marriage initiatives increasing. Currently, the Supreme Court is looking into
the “issue” of same-sex marriage because according to federal law marriage is
between a man and a woman; I’m sure we all remember several years ago when it
seemed like same sex marriage was legal in California. It is becoming increasingly clear that the
United States is divided on the topic and something is going to change, but
what?
I believe that despite the Supreme
Court’s involvement, more and more states will pass same-sex marriage and those
states will fight for their new laws, demanding equality for every US
citizen. These Same-Sex Marriage states
will secede in an attempt to defend what they believe to be right. There will then be a war, “The Gay Civil War”
or the “War of Heterosexual Aggression” as it will be referred to in Same-Sex Marriage states. It will be the
bloodiest war America will see, Greycoats v.s. Rainbowcoats: brother against
brother in the fight for marriage equality.
The states that do no secede will have the most to lose, that being the
ability to dictate and interfere directly in the personal lives of complete
strangers. It is impossible to tell who
will win in this hypothetical future, but either way both sides will suffer
enormous losses. Blood and glitter will
stain the text books of the future and most will have wished they instead
placed a heavier emphasis on human equality.
IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL. BOTH SIDES RIDING UNICORNS INTO BATTLE, FLAGS FLAPPING BEHIND THEIR MIGHTY STEEDS. FLAGS BLOWN BY A CRUEL WIND TINGED WITH BLOOD,WAR AND LIP GLOSS.
ReplyDelete(Also those two tiny men are standing in a cake. If they want to get married they should clean the frosting off their tiny shoes first.)
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